See, I’ve never wanted to play soldier in TF2. I’ve really not. I’ve tried rocket jumping, I suck at it so I just stopped trying with that class.
I’ll be honest the only damage dealing class I enjoy playing is the pyro and I prefer playing pybro than anything, sooo.
Which leads me to this picture. HOLY BALLS WAHT. I’ve never wanted to play a class so bad. I want to be the soldier, and I swear with this water gun I’d convince myself that I could rocket jump irl. I could, guys, honestly, I could do it.
Someone wanna translate this page and figure out how I can get this beautiful specimen in my possession? I want to test this bad boy out. For science.
Bring lemons.









